The Sergeant's Weddin'

Rudyard Kipling

 'E was warned agin' 'er --
  That's what made 'im look;
 She was warned agin' 'im --
  That is why she took.
 'Wouldn't 'ear no reason,
  'Went an' done it blind;
 We know all about 'em,
  They've got all to find!

     Cheer for the Sergeant's weddin' --
     Give 'em one cheer more!
     Grey gun-'orses in the lando,
     An' a rogue is married to, etc.

 What's the use o' tellin'
  'Arf the lot she's been?
 'E's a bloomin' robber,
  An' 'e keeps canteen.
 'Ow did 'e get 'is buggy?
  Gawd, you needn't ask!
 'Made 'is forty gallon
  Out of every cask!

 Watch 'im, with 'is 'air cut,
  Count us filin' by --
 Won't the Colonel praise 'is
  Pop -- u -- lar -- i -- ty!
 We 'ave scores to settle --
  Scores for more than beer;
 She's the girl to pay 'em --
  That is why we're 'ere!

 See the chaplain thinkin'?
  See the women smile?
 Twig the married winkin'
  As they take the aisle?
 Keep your side-arms quiet,
  Dressin' by the Band.
 Ho! You 'oly beggars,
  Cough be'ind your 'and!

 Now it's done an' over,
  'Ear the organ squeak,
 "'Voice that breathed o'er Eden" --
  Ain't she got the cheek!
 White an' laylock ribbons,
  Think yourself so fine!
 I'd pray Gawd to take yer
  'Fore I made yer mine!

 Escort to the kerridge,
  Wish 'im luck, the brute!
 Chuck the slippers after --
  [Pity 'tain't a boot!]
 Bowin' like a lady,
  Blushin' like a lad --
 'Oo would say to see 'em
  Both is rotten bad?

     Cheer for the Sergeant's weddin' --
      Give 'em one cheer more!
     Grey gun-'orses in the lando,
      An' a rogue is married to, etc.

Commentary

Note: The “etc.” in the chorus is pretty clearly “an ‘ore”; I have no idea why the bowdlerisation, which seems fairly uncharacteristic of Kipling.

Kipling has written the occasional dialect poem; like most such poems, there is a certain tension between the fact that the dialect is an integral part of the mood the poet wishes to convey, and the fact that it often gets in the way of the poem, hindering rather than helping the reader. Of course, like most Kipling, he’s done a remarkably good job of it; the poem flows smoothly, the dialect and the metre blending seamlessly.

It helps, of course, that the dialect is fairly easy to read; mostly the dropped ‘h’s and the occasional altered spelling - really more an accent than a dialect. And it does work here; the impression of a bunch of jeering soldiers comes across far more clearly than it would have in cleaned up, formal English.

Afterthought

Leslie Fish’s musical setting changes ‘rogue’ to ‘bastard’ in the refrain;

given that it already requires one level of unbowdlerisation, this seems rather appropriate.

Links

Kipling biography: poem #17

  "The Voice that Breathed O'er Eden":
    [broken link] http://www.acronet.net/~robokopp/english/voiceden.htm
  And, of course, all the Kipling poems we've run previously,
    [broken link] http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/index_poet.html

— Martin


The Wondering Minstrels, poem #880 · 1 September 2001

Poem selected by Abraham Thomas

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