A mosquito was heard to complain

Dr D D Perrin

 A mosquito was heard to complain
 That a chemist had poisoned his brain
 The cause of his sorrow
 Was paradichloro
 Diphenyltrichloroethane.

Commentary

Bending the theme rules again…

Note: paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane - the chemical name for DDT. (Also

1,1’-(2,2,2-trichloroethylidene) bis(4-chloro)-benzene, 1,1,1-trichloro-2,2-bis(p-chlorophenyl)-ethane and p,p’-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane depending on how you look at it.

)

Okay, so it’s not by a scientist - or, at any rate, not by a scientist willing to admit to it. [not quite true; see Ramesh’s comment - m]. But no collection of science-related poems would be complete without at least one limerick - they seem to be one of the most popular forms of humorous verse around.

Of course, one of the reasons limericks are so popular is that they have a relatively low entry barrier. Any fool can write a limerick - and, inevitably, many do. Which means, naturally, that Sturgeon’s Law applies in spades, and a limerick has to be good, funny, clever or all three in order to stand out.

Today’s has achieved a reasonable measure of fame (translation: I’d actually read it before I thought of the theme <g>), mostly for the clever way it fits the (long) chemical name of DDT into limerick scansion - though with some distortion (tri CHLO ro e THANE rather than TRI chloro E thane). Not to mention the fact that ‘chloro’ doesn’t quite rhyme with ‘sorrow’ (rhyne, perhaps). Still, I like it - long chemical names have a lovely flowing rhythm to them, and they aren’t appreciated enough :).

Links

We’ve run one limerick before - it’s not a form that really lends itself to great poetry <g>: poem #378

  If you'd really like to know about DDT:
    A picture, in living pseudocolour:
      [broken link] http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/CHEM/DDT-st.gif
    Linked to from an extensive fact sheet:
      [broken link] http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/tfacts35.html

The theme so far: Poem #795, poem #797, poem #798, poem #800

— Martin


The Wondering Minstrels, poem #801 · 3 June 2001

Poem selected by Martin DeMello

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JOEL LEIZER · 13 June 2004

I cannot understand the date attributed to this limerick. If Dr. D.D.Perrin claims to have written it in June 2001, he is plagerizing a limerick I heard from my organic chemistry professor , Louis Satler in 1961.

Linda Death · 5 August 2005

I can confirm that this poem is printed in The Penguin Book of Limericks, 1983, E.O.Parrott (ed). It is indeed credited to Anon.. You’ll find it about three quarters of the way through the section entitled “Theory and Practice”

Linda