my auntie gave me a colouring book and crayons
 I begin to colour
 after a while auntie leans over and says
 you've gone over the lines
 what do you think they're there for
 eh?
 some kind of statement is it?
 going to be a rebel are we?
 your auntie gives you a lovely present
 and you have to go and ruin it
 I begin to cry
 my uncle gives me a hanky and some blank paper
 do some doggies of your own he says
 I begin to colour
 when I have done
 he looks over
 and says they are all very good
 he is lying
 only some of them are