Please Fire Me

Deborah Garrison

 Here comes another alpha male,
 and all the other alphas
 are snorting and pawing,
 kicking up puffs of acrid dust

 while the silly little hens
 clatter back and forth
 on quivering claws and raise
 a titter about the fuss.

 Here comes another alpha male--
 a man's man, a dealmaker,
 holds tanks of liquor,
 charms them pantsless at lunch:

 I've never been sicker.
 Do I have to stare into his eyes
 and sympathize? If I want my job
 I do. Well I think I'm through

 with the working world,
 through with warming eggs
 and being Zenlike in my detachment
 from all things Ego.

 I'd like to go
 somewhere else entirely,
 and I don't mean
 Europe.

Commentary

I’ve been quite behind on reading Minstrels, and I just today got to the math poems of late July. They reminded me of graduate school & what it’s like to do philosophy professionally, which in turn reminded me of one of the more unpleasant aspects of analytic research, viz. the all-too-frequent sexism. And that in turn reminded me of this poem by Deborah Garrison (who I think hasn’t appeared on the list yet?) that I’ve always liked, for capturing exactly what it’s like to deal with this sort of thing.

— Katherine

Martin adds

Perfect ending (I do love those) - beautifully timed, and eliciting almost unbidden that audible “ah” of surprise and gratification. I wasn’t really getting into the poem until the last stanza, but that pulled it all together for me. (I wonder if there’s a deliberate reference to Cummings’s “listen: there’s a hell of a good universe next door; let’s go”, but either way, it’s fully as satisfying a line).

Links

Brief biography and some poems:

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/foolingwithwords/t_txtgarrison.html

  Academy of American Poets page:
    [broken link] http://www.poets.org/poets/poets.cfm?prmID=594

The Wondering Minstrels, poem #1344 · 6 September 2003

Guest poem submitted by Katherine Woolfitt

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