Brother Mick
The mountain frowned upon the school,
The school stared at the street,
And rich men's sons came there in shoes
While I ran in bare feet.
The rich had meat and cakes to eat,
And butter like the Danes, (1)
While I had only spuds and fish,
And fish, they say, makes brains. (2)
But still the rich boys passed exams
While I kept thin, and thick,
And thanked the stars that he had come
Among us... Brother Mick.
We had the world's slowest clock
That drowsed upon the wall,
While I cursed the Roman scoundrels
That let Caesar loose in Gaul.
There, too, was Euclid with his cuts,
And trigonometry.
That Peachy, Ring and Chas could do
But they were Greek to me.
And there were sums on trains and tubs
Of water running quick:
'Twas Chinese torture till he came
To save me... Brother Mick.
For Brother Tom no patience had
With duffers such as I
Who never could be taught to solve
The mystery of pi.
And Brother Jim had even less
For those who didn't prize
The hairy men of hither Gaul
As seen through Caesar's eyes.
Then Brother Tom whacked like a bomb,
While Jim could wield the stick.
But that was all before we knew
The smile of Brother Mick.
Still the great Power that will not let
The sparrow fall to earth
Took pity on bewildered brains
No Latin could alert.
For Brother Jim was sent to Trim (3)
To march with Caesar there,
While we sprawled in our desks and heard
The new man on the stair.
We saw him smile as he came in,
His footsteps short and quick;
His name was Brother Michael
So, of course, we called him Mick.
And as the weeks meandered on
We watched with puzzled eye
And wondered if some archangel
Had strayed down from the sky.
He did not shout, he did not clout
But went his gentle way
To bring the light to souls that stood
Full ankle-deep in clay.
He locked the leather in the press
And burned the hazel stick;
‘Twas then we all threw doubts upon
The mind of Brother Mick.
How short is time with one you love,
A year is like a while.
The things you will not do for stick
You learn for a smile.
We passed exams and scholarships,
Our mothers thought us fine,
Though greater than the loaves and fish
The miracle of mine.
The gods be praised I even got
Marks in arithmetic;
'You'll be a second Einstein yet,'
Said surprised Brother Mick.
The big lads reaped their excise jobs,
We all marched to the train
And shook their lordly hands and praised
The old school once again.
The engine panted up the rails,
We flung our cheers out loud
And watched it sprinting past the bridge,
Its whistle long and proud.
And as we laughed we little knew
The card Fate chose to pick,
How soon he'd be an exile too,
Our splendid Brother Mick...
The world has wheeled a lot since then,
Quiet are the hobs of home
And far from me these things are now
As is the moon from Rome.
But I can see the old school still
Stand tall above the street,
I smell the heather from the hill
And hear the running feet.
And in the door he walks again,
His footsteps short and quick,
And back across the years I wave
Goodbye to Brother Mick.
Commentary
(1) Denmark provided much of Ireland’s butter in the early and mid-century. (2) cf Wodehouse on Jeeves: “…he absolutely lives on fish.” (3) A town in County Meath, close to where Pearce Brosnan comes from
What’s this, then? A series of poems about teachers, started by Goldsmith and carried on in Billy Collins’ The History Teacher appended at the end of the Village Schoolmaster (Poem #1220).
Here is another, written by Sigerson Clifford (see Poem #970). The Brother in question was an Irish Christian Brother, one of a Catholic religious order of teaching Brothers, now found all over the world. For more than 150 years they taught Irish boys and men a mixture of religion, nationalism, Latin, Irish and mathematics, with more or less equal emphasis. The Irish state proclaimed in 1922 owes a massive debt to the young men who attended the Christies’ schools and who were the founders of the Irish civil service (called the Excise in this poem, because that was the main thing involved in the early days). Their method of instruction was primitive by today’s standards: a great deal of rote learning and much corporal punishment.
It is now agreed that their use of strap and cane was extreme, but then so was the use by all teachers at the time. They were also involved in reformatory schools where they were in effect unpaid prison staff and acted accordingly. The film The Magdalen Sisters came from a similar time and against a similar acceptance of cheap labour by members of religious orders. Sadly, there were other elements among the Brothers whose actions cannot be so easily excused. For American readers, it should be pointed out that the term Christian Brothers in the US usually refers to a different order, the De La Salle Brothers.
Against that background, this is a lovely tribute to one Brother. The school, by the way, was a secondary top, ie one or two years of second-level education tagged on to a primary or elementary school and held in the same building. How many students today would study the Gallic Wars or Trigonometry or Euclidean “cuts” in the second year of secondary school?
— Frank O’Shea
Martin adds
Having spent a couple of years in an Irish Christian Brother-run boarding school (St. Joseph’s College, in Nainital), I’m happy to say that we followed the ICSE syllabus, and followed it well <g>. Corporal punishment we had, but nothing really Dickensian - all in all it was a pretty nice school. The Brothers we noted (as boys will) mostly for their various eccentricities :) Thanks to Frank for the nostalgia trip.
— Martin
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From the Wondering Minstrels mailing list, 1999–2008.
Ann Obrien · 23 October 2003
I am anxious to get a poem by Sigerson Clifford entitled “ The Tinkers Wife”, I wonder could you furnish me with the text, Thanking you Ann O’Brien
Tim Buckley · 28 May 2004
I am an Irishman, presently part of an Australian team at Davis Station in Antarctica.
I have long been a fan of Sigerson Clifford poetry - about tinkers.
I am looking for the words to “The Ballad of the Tinkers Wife” by Sigerson Clifford
I am also looking for the words to a poem called O Men of Corca Baskhin
- this poem
tells about men returning to County Clare from the Battle of Fontenoy
Can you please help
Thanking you in anticipation
Tim Buckley
Linda Birse · 14 January 2005
Hi
This may be a cheeky, I don’t have the words for Tinker’s wife, but my Dad has just heard it on Irish radio and was totally mesmerized by it. Did you get the words from anyone and if you did would you be willing to send them to me for me Dad?
Like I said it maybe a bit cheeky, but my Dad would be so pleased. Thank you in anticipation
Linda
Ron Black · 17 June 2005
I love Sigerson Clifford’s “Brother Mick”….really poignant and beautifully paced…
My “Brother Mick” was a Kerry man named Finan Breathnach who taught me in St. Joseph’s School, Dorset Street, Dublin…it was distinguished as the toughest school on the North Side!! And, yes, there was a good deal of caning and strapping.
However, Finan, was my idol and after leaving St. Joseph’s at 14 years of age I began day courses in Bolton Street Tech until Finan sent for me to let me know that there was a job as junior clerk available and, sure enough, I spent the next 12 years with the company.
Thanks to Mr. Clifford for bringing all this back to me so clearly…
Ron Black
North Bergen, NJ
James E. O'Leary · 23 April 2007
Is there any way I could get Sigerson Clifford’s “My Name is Kerry.” I heard it on the radio one time and it has haunted me ever since.
Jim O’Leary